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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:55

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

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